Its all lies in this messed up world.

thethismanyboyfriendsclub:

I’m gonna start calling boys by the wrong name on purpose to remind them how unimportant they are

(via perplexedkangaroo)

lohanthony:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren’t even talking

(via another-set-of-b0nes)

supsass:

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

(via the-dark-illusion)

I don’t even have a sense of humor anymore it’s literally just sarcasm and general loathing for the majority of the human population. 

(Source: acklesalecki, via perplexedkangaroo)

the-hound-of-sherlock:

haave-you-met-ted:

when butter is too hard to spread and it does the thing
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(via perplexedkangaroo)