I’m gonna start calling boys by the wrong name on purpose to remind them how unimportant they are
(via perplexedkangaroo)
do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren’t even talking
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I don’t even have a sense of humor anymore it’s literally just sarcasm and general loathing for the majority of the human population.
(Source: acklesalecki, via perplexedkangaroo)
when butter is too hard to spread and it does the thing
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